Hey…I’m giving away free stuff…you just have to ‘slightly’ humiliate yourself to get it! Twin Cities, MN Family Photography

Not to beat a dead horse…but you ladies have got to stop encouraging me.  I’ve received 7 different emails from FB fans and friends, asking me if I’d like them to send me their maternity panties.  Ummm, don’t you see?  I don’t WANT to love them, they are enabling me to do bad things…like eat more.  And while we’re still on the topic…I’m a little concerned that people are willing to donate their used undergarments.  Isn’t there some sort of unwritten rule against second hand panties?  Mine go straight to meet their maker when I’ve decided their services are no longer needed.

I did have a thought…you know how all the super classy bars have bra’s hanging on the ceiling?  I was thinking I could do something similar in my studio.  Only with giant underwear…who’s with me?   I do a lot of newborn shoots, so you know the ‘product’ is plentiful.  As an incentive, I’ll add a 5×7 print to your order~on the house!  I’m totally serious about this.  I’ll share pictures of my ceiling creation after I get a few pairs hanging for the cause.  Please note:  I prefer bright cheerful colors, and patterns are nice too.  Plain white or beige will only receive a 4×6, get creative people.

Think of the conversation starter I’ll have…no more, “boy, this weather sure is gloomy”, or “wow, you really do live out in the middle of nowhere, don’t you?”  Instead, every new session I have will walk in and say, “Hey, we made it, what a beautiful drive-whattheheckwhydoyouhaveacraploadofunderwearhangingfromamoosehead?”  (fyi, I’ve decided a moosehead is the only proper way to display such ridiculousness…now I must find a moosehead…maybe just some antlers).

Okay, plan is in place, operation CABOOSE MY MOOSE (oh, man, I am killing it!) has been called to action.  Did I say that right?  I watch a lot of NCIS and other crime drama’s…wanna make sure I have the lingo down pat.

Another two families on the blog today.  First up a sweet little 6 month old boy and his folks.  I actually just saw him last week for his 1 yr session.  Which puts me about 6 months behind on here.  Awesome.  Beautiful fall morning for this shoot though~love the colors outside!

Don’t give up little buddy

Another fall morning with a cute little 1 yr old girl (who was pretty fast, if I remember correctly!)…she did so good!

Total charmer!