My little list of things you shouldn’t do…ever
*listen too closely to fans or sound machines…the ‘white noise’ will eventually start talking back to you, and it whispers some creepy stuff
*assume that everyone knows you’re a photographer…not everyone gives a hoot
*eat a serving of salad at an all-you-can-eat buffet, it’s called justifying what you’re about to do, and it’s not worth taking up space in your stomach
*go to the home depot expecting an employee to actually walk down the aisle you need help in
*ignore laundry piles in excess of 3 weeks…you will start combing the dark recesses of your closet to find anything that matches, and/or fits…you will find yourself walking around all day wearing a teal silk blouse (ooh, I’ll have to share the story of that blouse soon…) from sophomore year of high school, and an unbuttoned pair of stone-washed jeans that didn’t fit you before you had kids, let alone now.
*tell someone to try a new diet shake just days after they’ve confessed to wearing giant undies
*never assume a woman is pregnant, even if she uses words like ‘dilate’ in a sentence…if you guess wrong, the backlash and embarrassment is brutal
*go shopping for a moose head, then try to explain to the store clerk what you plan on using it for…some things are better left to the imagination
*never stop talking/singing to yourself when you’re at a stoplight…if it can entertain the people in the next car over, then you’ve done your good deed for the day
*Do not come between a boy and his mickey mouse clubhouse…I’ve learned that there will be no eye contact or verbal response until the completion of the hot dog dance
These little kiddos are awesome…big sister is so kind and sweet to her little brother (at least while she’s at the studio!) Just look how adorable they are~and stylish~their mom always comes with a ton of fun outfits! I want his green shoes….
Okay, I changed my mind…forget the green shoes, I want these fringe boots. I could so pull this off. They’d go with my mom jeans, right?
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by Kelly
Oh my goodness was I ever laughing at your what you should never do! And wow are these little kiddos stinking cute!!!
O-MY…. Look at all that personality!! Every shot is cuter and cuter!!
Your list is so funny! LOL Love the photos…the kids are adorable and the little girl is practically ready for ANTM.
Seriously. You crack me up! That list rocks!
Cute photos too!
Oh my adorableness, those are such cute kiddos! And Kelly you had me cracking up with your list <3 ya!
Oh my GOSH! They are so stinkin adorable! These pictures are fantastic!
Oh my! I HAVE to know where those girls dresses came from!! New fan, by the way…not even sure how I stumbled upon you, but I am in LOVE with your work (and your studio)!