Seriously you guys…zombies are a real thing. I know, it’s hard to believe…I mean…I’m Lutheran, we don’t believe in a lot of stuff: vampires, leprechauns, luck, hanky-panky before marriage, clapping, a potluck without jello…and somewhere in the middle of that list: zombies. But today I saw a story on the news…it featured one man eating another man’s face off. Truly…eyes, nose, lips…all devoured. First of all…nast. When I think of zombies, I think of Michael Jackson’s ‘thriller’ video (which was scaaaary back in the day)…but nowadays, a ‘zombie’ means something a bit different…crowds infected with drugs (like the bath salts the ‘face eating’ men took), or the bird flu, or some other epidemic. The news story went on to talk about how Minnesota ranks #1 in ‘zombie preppers’. Holy buckets, am I teaching you people things today, or what? A zombie prepper is someone that is preparing for the day when zombies take over the world. Similar to ‘doomsday preppers/end of the world preppers’…but with more ammo. So my message to you, my fellow Minnesotan’s (and Lutheran’s), get to know your neighbors…they might be the ones to save you when a zombie tries to eat your eyeball.
Well, that was cheerful, wasn’t it? Maybe we should all sing a happy song or something…please turn your hymnals to page 358.
I have to share this senior session with you…I love how it turned out…it helps that she’s gorgeous, huh? Katie came in for a last minute senior session before graduation…she was so much fun~and even courtesy laughed at my lame jokes…thanks Katie!