Tomorrow night I’m hopping in my DeLorean in a pathetic attempt to find ‘college Kelly’…who was slightly more exciting than ‘mom Kelly’. My girlfriend is getting married, and we are going to have one heck of a fun bachlorette party! Not Vegas fun. More like, small town fun. As in: rent a bus, pack your coolers, and bar hop all over southern minnesota. It’s happening. I should probably start hydrating now.
A few things differences between CollegeKelly and MomKelly:
*Upon check-in of the hotel…College Kelly would have just flopped face-down on the bed, claiming her side for the weekend. Mom Kelly would bring her lysol wipes and disinfect the place, after she stripped off the disease ridden comforter and put it in the corner of the room.
*When faced with a decision between chocolate desert or a couple of brew-ski’s…MomKelly would take her calories in desert form, every time. CollegeKelly would recklessly take both, throwing caution to the wind. Sometimes MomKelly wants to bit@# slap CollegeKelly in the face for the years of beer and food hoarding.
*CollegeKelly would be ticked if she woke up anytime before 11AM. MomKelly would feel nervous and guilty if the alarm clock said anything past 8AM.
*CollegeKelly never wanted to be carded….(can you blame her, her fake ID had long blonde hair and weighed 102 lbs soaking wet…it was always a nerve wracking moment when the bouncer would look at the card, then look at her, then back down at the card…smirk knowingly before letting her pass)…MomKelly practically weeps with gratitude when a bartender asks to see her license. Inside her ‘mom-mind’ she’s thinking, “yup, I still got it.” Which is ridiculous, because in college she never had any ‘it’ to begin with…
Ahhh…good times. I’d tell you to follow my adventure on Twitter…but sadly, no one has taught MomKelly how to use it yet. MomKelly understands facebook…but so does MomKelly’s grandma.
Here’s a young lass who has no fear…she’s on baby number FOUR! Wow~anyone else jealous of how amazing she looks?
Isn’t this little dude adorable? And I’m loving the little owl hat…I don’t typically supply animal hats~so she brought this one…but dang if I didn’t want to keep it!
Welcome to the crew!