Well, since my coffee hasn’t kicked in and I can’t seem to make one cohesive thought…let’s do a round of random thoughts, shall we?

I don’t remember cake walks being so difficult to win…1/2 hour of walking in a clock-wise circle in the elementary school gym with nothing to show for it.  I touched a woman’s bare bottom today.  I got a bit hostile with the Schwan’s man yesterday, I was convinced that he decided to come every week, instead of every other…I made him prove it…he was right…clearly my life is whizzing by so quickly I feel as though I order chicken nuggets on a weekly basis, instead of bi-weekly.  Allright, elephant in the room…the naked butt…I photographed a boudoir shoot today (sorry, no sneak peeks for that jazz), and I had to help buckle the gal into some sort of contraption…it took me a while to help (obviously, I can barely put on my own bra).  Korey got his credit card stolen out of his pants pocket on Monday.  Thankfully, no one touched his butt, they took it from his gym locker…lesson learned:  bring a lock.  On that note, living without credit cards for 4 days has been more challenging than I thought….I miss my Discover card real bad.    Lately in the world of drama (aka:  women in the photography business), the girls have been in an uproar over photographers who ‘hang babies’, apparently, some women are ‘qualified’, while others, clearly, are not.  I would like to know if there is a place to become certified to ‘hang a baby’?  Do any colleges offer courses on such a thing?  I doubt it.  So unless you have a degree in newborn safety techniques, I suggest you keep your self-righteous facebook rants to yourself.  I, in return, promise to stop reading the drama (TIME SUCK) that has been going down, as it is doing nothing to help grow my own business…Anyhoo…Has anyone else tried those ‘body by vi’ nutrition shake things?  Those taste like heaven in a glass…certainly, they can’t be good for me?  yum.

This family is about as cute as they come!  Loved these little girls, they were so sweet and giggly!  Definitely didn’t have to work for any smiles on this day….I can’t remember what was so funny…was there something on my face?  I was able to do this session in my front yard in the morning…sometimes the light is too harsh to shoot there, but this day was overcast and worked perfectly!